There are no words for my current mood.
I don’t get to see Bob’s Burgers now that I live in Glasgow – I think it’s only available on Sky.
What’s your mood?
There are no words for my current mood.
I don’t get to see Bob’s Burgers now that I live in Glasgow – I think it’s only available on Sky.
Well, it came, after nearly eight months of a hiatus, Pretty Little Liars returned with it’s first of the final ten #endgame episodes, “Playtime.”
I know that it was a premier event and that there was only so much territory possible covered, but I kinda hated this episode. Andrea Parker (Mary Drake) said there would be a “mouth-gaped” shock moment in episode 7×11.
… an absolutely, pick-your-teeth-up-off-the-floor, mouth-gaped, didn’t-see-that-coming” scene happens in the first episode of 7B. It’s right up top. It happens pretty fresh in the first episode… and it is an exciting ride.” (Source)
Um, when? Did I miss it?
Unless Parker was referring to the most obvious of obviousness?
Of course, Mary Drake is Spencer’s mom. Of course, Peter slept with her ‘thinking she was Jessica DiLaurentis.’ For real, 85% of the PLL fandom already predicted this.
It was an NC-17 switcharoo; Peter needed to get his playtime sorted out.
Also, what the hell kind of cruise was Peter and Veronica on that, they took a week to get back to their recently shot daughter? And Peter had trouble with his passport? Is that because it’s a fake and he’s wearing a mask? I won’t go there, but I bet somebody will.
I feel for Spencer, however. What a mess. This girl cannot catch a break with that clan of hers. Mary being her biological mother actually does make a lot of sense.
Okay, I know people shit their pants over Haleb, but they bore me. I don’t care about the ships at all. Unless it’s the friendSHIPS, I don’t ship it. I just can’t with these couples.
Regarding the ships, I will say this though, APPLAUSE to Emily Fields for telling Ali to back the fuck up unless she figures her sexuality out, right quick.
Ezra. He’s AD. You know what I think. Is he in New York with Nicole’s family? No. He was translating his plans to torment his girlfriend and her friends into braille for Jenna Marshall.
“Keep planning your wedding, Aria, and he’ll show up,” says Hanna.
Um, no. Take a break from the bullshit, Aria, and try and figure out why somebody wants to ruin your life so badly. I mean, besides the obvious.
Spencer’s gunshot wound was from a .22, not Jenna’s .45. Marco Polo confirmed the ballistics. But Archer’s passport was scanned in France.
So some mofo is eating baguettes by The River Seine with a Huw Collins mask? This stinks of Charlotte, and I don’t know how I feel about that. I’m still holding out hope for Melissa’s involvement.
Katherine Daly is .actually a chick named Katherine Daly. The fandom had all hoped that the name Katherine Daly was a cover up for a young Mary Drake flashback. Lame. Hanna gave her a dress to wear, and Mona took the credit. We don’t have time for this.
Again, we don’t have time for this.
“Bitchy Ali” is back. My prediction? She’ll be gone by minute 4 of the next episode with maybe a few bits of flare here and there (ooh, that rhymes!). That wasn’t the old Ali that was the hormonal-I’m-knocked-up-with-a-conman’s-baby, Ali.
AD’s board game is ridonkulous.
I do, however, like the idea that the Liars are forced to put together a puzzle.
Time is too limited for the game to be random at this point.
This episode didn’t meet my expectations, but I suppose this is because of the super long break we had to endure.
I’m, of course, going to keep playing Marlene King’s game.
Because believe it or not, I have faith that the ending will be worth all of her fuckery.
So, greatest troll of the Internet Marlene, let’s play!
Despite my feelings on this episode, I want more.
As a fitness professional, I am all about trying to help people achieve fitness. When I say this, I mean it. I charge SUPER reasonable prices for my services and am willing to work with people’s budgets whenever possible.
I do not believe that exercise should be for the elite, Lululemon toting population only and that’s why I don’t support brands that charge the price of a compact car for their classes.
Overpriced fitness classes are a dick move, okay. Some of them won’t even participate in ClassPass or Groupon. In my opinion, these brands are promoting “you can’t sit with us” fitness, and it pisses me off.
Exercise and movement should be available to everyone. I mean, the first time I read the price of a single boutique cycling class, I was sickened. I know everybody is trying to make a buck in this industry and I’m not that great at it because I believe that everyone should be able to work out (at least once) with a trainer on their fitness journey.
Also, I’ve mentioned this before, but I take issue with the athleisure racket going on these days. Not only are leggings the cost of week’s worth of groceries for a family of four, but they are only sold in sizes for people who require the least amount of exercise possible.
I’m cool with celebrities having the best of the best and being able to afford $75 indoor fitness classes and $3500/month for a personal trainer, but this ploy to get regular people to participate in this bullshit is beyond me.
As a certified Mad Dogg Athletics instructor, I can also say without any hesitation that some of these high end boutique classes are bad for you. As in, they will likely injure you due to their heavy focus on exercise contraindications.
Not that SoulCycle stands alone in this criticism. As a former instructor of a popular dance fitness class, I had to stop after the first year because the monthly license fees, insurance, music, and apparel were costing me more than it was worth. I thought to myself, I love to dance, but there is no reason why people should have to pay me $15/class so that I could afford to dress like MC fucking Hammer and teach classes using corporate choreography.
The bottom line is; I am just sick of the elites in the fitness world. I know that they have always been there, but right now, in a time when more than 50% of people earn £20k ($30k USD) or less a year, the fact that people have to feel like shit about not being able to take the “hottest fitness classes” is bullshit.
Want my professional advice? Oh, well, you’re gonna get it anyway: Find something you love to do that isn’t going to cost you 25% of your salary and go for it. There are plenty of free and/or inexpensive fitness programs out there.
For instance, like my free 7-Day fitness challenge over on my coaching site. You can download it for free and jump-start your fitness routine.
Getting fit can be effective and affordable. You don’t have to be part of an elite cult to get in shape. Believe me.
It’s been, like, a decade since the season 7A finale of Pretty Little Liars, right? The wait is nearly over for diehard fans (or those watching because the invested time and energy will not allow them to ‘give up’.)
Even people ‘hate watching’ the show are still curious to see how it all ends. Either that or they are using it as motivation for hate mailing Marlene King on June 21st.
Whichever it is, we’re all in this together.
I’m a PLL Reddit lurker who has never joined in on the community, but I have seen some interesting thoughts and theories posted over the past seven months.
As well my fave PLL podcasters over at CAbernet and A who introduced PLL ‘newbies’ Babe and Leo over the hiatus to give a fresh perspective on the Liars, their lovers, and other Felicia’s of the series.
Leo has it pinned on Ezra Fitz, and I couldn’t agree with him more.
I have been suspicious of Ezra for the majority of PLL. I don’t trust him. He’s shifty, selfish, manipulative, and fucking weird.
Ezra’s role has been questionable at the best of times and downright nefarious at others (season 4).
I am also aware that I am putting a target on myself by saying I think that the EzriA relationship is not impressive.
As a person who provides relationship coaching, I can honestly say that Aria not only needs to stay away from Ezra, she needs to take a break from dudes in general.
Ezra has been playing Aria since the day he preyed on her by pretending he didn’t know she was 16 and the best friend of the ‘dead’ girl he had been dating a year earlier.
So, yeah. I don’t ship EzriA at all. And I think this is a sentiment that much of the PLL fandom has (even people who ship them admit that at points the relationship is kinda gross.)
My ideal ending would be that Ezra is AD. I don’t know all of the logistics of it or even what his ultimate motive is, but I believe he is behind all of this.
There are theories that he is a distant DiLaurentis or Drake. I think his connection to CeCe runs a lot deeper than what we discovered during season 4B.
There are theories that he is a friend/relative of Wren Kingston.
There are theories that he has been manipulating the girls this whole time (including his recently relocated girlfriend, Nicole) as twisted muses for his book plotlines.
There are theories that Ezra is just a creepy psycho, and there is PLENTY of evidence to support them.
Tumblr user rosewoodrebel hints that perhaps there is a connection between Ezra and Bethany Young.
My opinion is going to be a super unpopular pseudo-theory (and it’s not entirely original either), but I think that Sabrina is Bethany Young and I believe she is managing a hell of a lot more for Ezra than the Brew Cafe.
I know, I know – then, really, WHO THE F**K IS IN THE GRAVE?!
PLL has faked multiple dead bodies.
They faked dead Toby in season 3 (complete with ‘901 Free At Last’ tattoo) and we can’t forget about the “cadaver” from season 5 that Rosewood PD believed was the body of an also not dead Mona Vanderwaal.
So, how do they know that the police records were not botched by A to make it appear that the random female body in the grave is not who they think it is?
More on Sabrina, the edibles baker, who appears from thin air in season 6A.
Sabrina has no last name. Sabrina has no social media presence. Sabrina happens to manage the very place that the Liars go to discuss all things murder and mayhem. We don’t know Sabrina’s age. We don’t know anything about her except for the fact that she had cancer, can bake cupcakes and lemon bars, and makes a decent cup of coffee.
We know that Sabrina smokes ‘medicinal’ marijuana. According to CeCe, Bethany is the one who suffered from IED, not her. So here’s an interesting aside:
Medical Marijuana and Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
The conventional treatment for IED through both cognitive behavioral therapy and psychotropic medication regimes, have shown very limited success given the patients refusal to take any prescribed opiates that alter their mood because this is not deemed as a “natural” process.
IED is linked to conditions such as depression, bipolar disorder, stress and attention hyper activity disorder, for which medical marijuana is a fantastic treatment. Research has found medical marijuana to have active ingredients that are used to treat symptoms and conditions such as stress, severe anxiety, chronic pain and abnormal respiratory functions.
THC an active cannabinoid in medical marijuana tends to serve as a great mood alteration and provides patients with a very calm and serene view of the world around them. Cannabis’ ability to effectively modify the “fight or flight” impulse response makes it a perfect solution for IED. (Medical Marijuana Association).
Oh, and Sabrina HATES it when people lie to her.
Hmm. Who else went bonkers apeshit over being lied to?
Another thing I got thinking about was something I noticed during the EzrA episodes. In Hot for Teacher, the film playing in the A tag is Dark Passage, which is about a man who is accused of murdering his wife and undergoes “illicit backroom plastic surgery” to stay under the radar. Since 4B is the season we learn that Alison isn’t dead and that somebody else is “in the box,” could it be possible that Bethany underwent plastic surgery to stay under the radar?
We’ve never seen Bethany’s face.
Maybe when Mona or Melissa (or whoever) hit Bethany over the head with the shovel, they did enough damage that it would have required reconstructive surgery.
If Bethany and Ezra are linked somehow, this could be why Sabrina just appears out of nowhere after the girls are free from the Dollhouse and why she would still be around after the five-year time jump.
Also, a possible bonus parallel: Emily is hooking up with Sabrina and let’s not forget, she also hooked up with another one of A’s sidekicks.
How exactly are Ezra and Sabrina (Bethany) connected?
I’m not sure. I do think Cece, Ezra, and Bethany all worked together at some stage.
I had a thought that maybe Ezra found out about Bethany during his book”research” days and paid her for information about the DiLaurentis family, especially Jessica and Alison. The same way he paid CeCe for information. Ezra was pissed that Ali led him on and lied to him about her age. He admitted that he was crazy about her. So perhaps when Alison went “missing”, there was a whole year for Ezra to start laying the tracks for his “revenge.”
I just don’t believe for one second that if Ezra knew who Aria was the day he “met” her that he didn’t also know about the rest of the girls and their families.
He inserted himself VERY deliberately into drama, and we are supposed just to accept that he just let go of all of that energy and effort just because he got found out? Or because he loves Aria that much?
I call bullshit.
When Ezra took the bullet in the season 4B finale, I think that Shana was trying to kill him because he is a puppet master. I still don’t know why the girls believed Shana was “A” — she clearly said her agenda wasn’t a game, it was payback. She wanted Alison dead for all of the shitty things she did to others. Ezra trying to convince the girls that Shana was A was just a distraction.
I believe that Ezra has been running things since day one and if Marlene and company made the motivation decent enough, it could wrap the story up amazingly.
I’m also 90% convinced that Ezra and Wren are friends in the PLL universe. I’ve thought for quite some time that this scene was Wren calling Ezra.
As was CeCe while she hid out fromt he cops in Ezra’s Ravenswood lair.
Other weird things about Ezra:
There are plenty of other bizarre things that Ezra’s involved in, and I’m sure the people who don’t suspect Ezra of being the biggest bad will have an answer and explanation for all of them.
I’ve seen people comment on social media/Reddit/etc., “but you can see on Instagram that Lucy Hale is wearing a veil on set, so they apparently get married…” but so what? I think the AD reveal is going to happen at the EzriA wedding. The last episode of the series is titled, “Till DeAth Do Us PArt.” Just because Lucy is wearing tulle and lace, doesn’t mean that everything goes according to plan.
I mean it’s in the title, PLL is a show about liars.
And as for those who say, “Ezra was in Columbia with Nicole during the 7A finale so that couldn’t be him” — we don’t know the exact timeline of all events. As well, the fact that the person who pulled Jenna out had on the old school black hoodie leads me to believe it was NOT AD.
Jenna is blind. She doesn’t know who pulled her out, the mask that was thrown down was her only indication as to who was in the van.
I think it was Mona who pulled Jenna out. Mona is working for AD as a means to try and figure out who he/she is. Mona is the DArkest Knight (episode title). I think she was trying to shoot Jenna and hit Spencer by accident.
My final reason for suspecting that Ezra is the endgame villain of PLL is from social media posts Marlene King made before the 6×20 finale last year.
I just went on there to read a Pretty Little Liars interview (I know, somehow THAT doesn’t make me feel old??) and started to scroll through their news feed, and I literally couldn’t find anything relevant to my life.
There were names of people and tv shows that I have never even heard of.
I have many times admitted to pretty much living under a rock, but still when the hell did I get so old?
The same thing happens to me when things get added on Netflix.
For instance, the other day I was so excited that they added Party of Five (I will always heart Griffin Holbrook/Jeremy London), and as soon as the show started, I remembered when it premiered. I was 14 when that show started. I was a freshman in high school.
Also, Gretchen Wieners was, like, 11 when the Party started. Whenever I do the Mean Girls math, I remember that film came out in 2004!
Sweet baby cheeses.
My 20th high school reunion is NEXT YEAR.
This just can’t be.
But it is.
I can’t sit with anyone. I can’t fit in.
And you want to know why?
Word, Darryl Philbin.